I’m not good. I don’t know why people have to pretend to be good, nobody’s good.
Tennessee Williams, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (via feellng)

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  • Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross

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if you date me we will have:

morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex

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Queen’s first concert at Wembley Stadium – 11 July 1986

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